The golden throne

45-46 South Audley Street, Mayfair, London — 29 May 2009

‘The Golden Throne is a large piece of work, utilizing ancient technology and designed by the Emperor. It is a complex life support machine...’

— Wiki guide to Warhammer

OK, so maybe this isn’t the final abode (or maybe commode) of Warhammer’s God-Emperor, but you’d still need a decent throne room to put it in.

Saw this majestic piece of furniture at West One Bathrooms Ltd in Mayfair. It’s made of reconstituted marble and it’s part of their Venus collection; apparently, there’s a kneeling figure holding a washbasin to accompany it.

I have no idea how much this very un-Warhammer-like Golden Throne costs — I think you’d have to be pretty flush — and I’m sure the gold-leafed seat is extra. Just don’t leave the lid up.

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